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Melissa's Fabulous Dictionary
of words and definitions never found in a dictionary before!
kudos given to all those who help enrich my life and my vocab!
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Abdominal Snowman: (ab-dom-i-nuhl sno-man) noun. A giant snow creature inhabiting some mountains and haunting some poor villagers in some story. While sometimes given a different name (starts with A, I can never pronounce it), I was pleased to finally uncover the proper name for this creature while watching the hideously stupid show Madeline with my niece.
Aimful: (ame-full) adj. With aim or purpose. see also purposeful.
Aimless: (ame-less) adj. Actually means the opposite of aimless, meaning with aim, or aimful. Commonly used in the phrase aimless wandering. kudos to Karen for getting it and Ni for indulging me anyway!
Albert: (Al-burt) noun. The name of the English gentleman that visits Blake and makes me giggle. kudos to Lisalisa for helping with the name.
Alfred: (Al-fred) noun. Bruce Wayne (aka Batman) butler. Not to be confused with Albert. kudos to Lisalisa for helping me keep the two straight!
Angel: (Ain-gel) noun. As in MY Angel. Otherwise known as Ashley. He's mine. Hands off. Named for the celestial being that he looks and sings like and he is NOT a gay boy. If you think so, you should be (and probably will be) kicked in the groin. Hard.
Awesme. (oz-me) adj. Like awesome but awesmier. kudos to Karen for always being there to mock my typos. and kudos to me for being so lazy with my typing!
Awesome: (aw-sum) adj. Me. The most common adjective (well, ok most important and appreciated adjective) used to describe me. kudos to Old-People for being the first to make me realize the appropriateness of this adjective for me.
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Bajillion: (ba-jil-yon) noun/adj. Thousands of gazillions. Often used in exaggeration.
Bewwybutton: (belwy-but-on easiest to pronounce with childish tone) noun. The little poking hole in the stomach. Especially fun for tickling. kudos to Lachlan for having a very pokeable bewwybutton.
Blabble: (bla-bul) noun/adj/verb. Fast, confusing, without thought/method/organization speech. Basically, every thought in one's head spewing out as quickly as possible, and never making sense except to those well-versed in blabbling. Kinda like this dictionary! kudos to everyone who helps translate my blabble.
Black: (black) adj. Black is better. see blue. kudos to Old-People for revealing this.
Blue: (bloo) adj. Blue is good. see black. kudos to Old-People for revealing this.
Bubble: (bub-uhl) noun. The small world I live in that keeps anything I want out (please don't pop my bubble!); the space surrounding my physical person that should be person-free (though not necessarily people-free! hehehe). kudos to Lisa for teaching me the importance of rubber-plating my bubble to help make it unpopable.
Bum: (bum) noun. A card game commonly found in the halls and cafeteria of Westdale Secondary. Often won by me. Often lost by Krysta. kudos to Ni and Yuan for enriching our lives by teaching us the Chinese version. kudos also to Krysta for letting me win so much!
BUM: (BUM) exclamation. A word often found on clothing such as socks, sweaters and pants. Commonly used in the phrase my socks say BUM! An exclamation proper for shouting when walking down the street with a Lisa. BUM!
Bus and Ash: (bus and ash) phrase. nouns. Phrase referring to our musical needs: Blessid Union of Souls and Ashley Angel (found in O-Town). kudos to Karen for her help creating and keeping straight this phrase and always encouraging said listening pleasure!
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Candy Boy: (can-dee boy) noun. One of Old-People's nicknames; a name for a boy who's sweet, yummy, and got me wanting him! kudos to the Archies for the fabulous song Sugar Sugar from whence the name came.
Candy Girl: (can-dee gurl) noun. Karen and Christina are my candy girls. Karen, Steph, Steph and I formed The Candy Girls for karaoke. kudos to the Archies for the fabulous song Sugar Sugar from whence the name came.
Candy-coated poison pill: (can-dee cote-ed poy-son pill) noun. What first appears to be something good (like a compliment or candy!) then reveals itself to be something bad (like a dis or poison!). consider also poison-coated candy pills. kudos to Tim for introducing me to the wonderful world of candy-coated poison pills and vice-versa.
caudex: (cow-dex) noun. (insulting noun!) My favourite latin insult, meaning blockhead. kudos to the Romans for using such interesting and clever insults!
Car: (car) noun. Generally, a specific people. (see people for further clarification). Most commonly used with the phrase Dude, where's my car?kudos to Karen for always finding me my car!
Chickletta: (chick-let-a) noun. A common name for a girly-pal. Often shortened to Chicklet, Chickie, and even Chi.
Chork: (chork) noun. Dried apples. kudos to Dave and Eric for their intense insanity one LONG night in Algonquin Park.
Chummy: (chum-mee) adj/verb. A word to describe the relationship between two flirtatious friends, at least one having a giant crush on the other. Verb form: to chum it up, as in they were really chumming it up. kudos to Old-People for being so chummy!
Clyru: (cleer-you) undefined. A word created while playing wordy. It's meaning is best discovered in this example: You're innocent. I promise to clyru. kudos to Christina for the example and the numerous games of wordy that got us through so many endless English presentations and WC classes!
Craisins: (cray-zins) noun. A yummy snack of dried cranberries, that often cause a form of fruit-induced intoxication! kudos to Simon for his particular affinity for the tasty fruit and the intoxicating stories that follow!
Crane: (crayne) noun. A large, crane-like machine thing for building buildings. Always to be pointed out when spotted with the phrase Hey Karen! A crane! Each spotting of the crane should be treated as a new, separate and distinct crane. kudos to Karen for living near a building that is being built! (wo!)
Crazy/Insane: (cray-zee/in-sayne) adj. Perhaps the most accurate definition there is to explain me. Commonly found in the expression I'm crazy/insane and lovin every minute of it! Scientists (well chemistry crusaders) have deduced that I am most likely 70% Crazy and 30% insane. Although it may very well be the other way around. kudos to all who cheerfully and willingly put up with and enjoy my crazyness/insanity!
Creative: (cree-ay-tiv) adj. A word to describe a person who talks to and yells at inanimate objects such as books. Is generally a way of saying crazy when afraid of the crazy person. kudos to Caitlin for teaching me the value of yelling at inanimate objects (especially children's books titled with ! marks, stupid romance trash and large, heavy non-fiction books) and for being the most creative person I know!
Creepers: (cree-purs) exclamation/noun. As in Jeepers Creepers; also things that creep and crawl and generally freak me out. kudos to all involved in the caterpillar incident that traumatized me for life.
Crud: (crud) exclamation/noun/adj/adv. Generally a replacement for the word crap and all the uses/definitions found for that common normal English word. Adjectival form: cruddy. Adverbial form: cruddily.
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Dammit, Janet! : (dam-it Jan-it) exclamatory phrase. A phrase of frustration, not necessarily directed at someone named Janet, just a fun rhyme! kudos to Lisa for her goodnaturedness with the nickname Janet!
Dasnoofus: (das-noo-fus) multi-purposeful exclamation. Simply, dasnoofus. period. kudos to Steph and Steph for being crazy/insane enough to keep up with me!
Daydream: (day-dreem) noun/verb. To enter a state of half-consciousness, gazing off into space, intently thinking of people. A daydreamer will often have a goofy grin plastered on their face. I am often found in this state. kudos to Karen for allowing me to daydream and waking me when needed, like classes about to begin. kudos also to all the teachers who made their classes boring enough to allow me to spend much time daydreaming (not mentioning any especially inFLUential classes)
DB: (Dee-Bee) noun. (insulting noun!) My favourite Shakespearian insult. (read King Lear--there are some great ones!). Used infrequently with rude persons who deserve it, but also the permanent nickname of a certain DB. see also HP. kudos to DB for being such a *@#$%@$ that a new insult needed to be created. kudos to Shakespeare for his ingenious creativity when delivering insults!
Deaver Bam: (dee-ver bam) noun. A dam created by a beaver; a beaver dam. Perhaps found only within Algonquin Park? kudos to Jeanine for her accurate tongue, gullibility, fear of beaver rocks, and infallible sense of humour!
DeNile: (dee-ni-uhl) noun. A favourite vacationing spot/temporary residence of mine. A great place to forget your worries and pretend all is well! kudos to me for being so perfect!! (if you want to think that I am currently in the land of DeNile, that is fine, but please don't burst my bubble!).
Denim: (Deh-nim) noun. The name of my fave Point Zero hottie. He is not a gay boy. If you think so, you are jealous and should be punched. kudos to Lisalisa for helping with his name, and Karen for my portable eye-candy.
Dex: (Dex) noun. Nickname for a certain, special Westdale physics teacher, who loves cajun mix and the name Ni and I gave him! kudos to Dex! Yay Dex!
Differentness: (dif-rent-ness) noun. The amount or description of difference between two things. see uniquity.
Dinkus: (dink-us) noun. (insulting noun). A commonly used, quick insult used infrequently. Not high on the insult-o-meter, it basically means a funny dummy, and is therefore used often in gentle joshing and harmless insulting while playing around. kudos to my mother for putting up with my use of this 'very rude word.
Do I?: (do I) exclamatory question. My response to a question beginning with do you that I do not know my answer to. kudos to Karen for always having an answer for me!
Doofus: (doo-fus) noun. (insulting noun). A commonly used, quick insult used infrequently. Not high on the insult-o-meter, it basically means a dorky dummy, and is therefore used often in gentle joshing and harmless insulting while playing around. Often abbreviated to doof.
Dude: (dood) multi-purposeful word. noun/exclamation The most useful, multi-purposeful, word in all language. It can mean nearly anything, depending on the tone/inflection of voice that it is said with. Commonly used in the phrase Dude, where's my car? kudos to the Americans for introducing this word to the world, and also to the creators of the movie Dude, Where's my Car? for their brilliance and creative inspiration!
Dynamite: (di-na-mite) noun. While I may be awesome, my Christina Girly is Dy-na-mite! Wo-o-ow!
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Everybody: (ev-ree-baw-dee) noun. Law #1: I am Everybody. I am Everybody.
Everyone: (ev-ree-won) noun. All other persons; anyone who is not Everybody.
evil: (ee-vul) adj. Anything wicked, unnatural and generally wrong; for example, rabbits!
Evil: (Ee-vul) noun. Mukul.
Exuberant: (egs-oo-bur-ent) adj. One of the most accurate words ever chosen to describe me by another person. kudos to Barry for great first impressions and a fantastic vocabulary!
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Fantabulous: (fan-tab-yoo-lus) adj/exclamation. Fantastically wonderful.
Fantasmic: (fan-tas-mic) adj/exclamation. Fantastically, orgasmically wonderful.
FHG: (Ef Ach Gee). noun. Stands for French Horn Guy. Nuff said. kudos to Ni for spotting such a worthy drool victim!
Flagondrys: (fla-gun-dri-s) noun. Dragonflies.
flocci non facio: (flock-ee non fack-ee-oh) latin phrase. My absolute favouritest latin phrase ever! Translates I don't give a hoot. How great is that?! kudos again to those Romans whose hip vocab never fails to flabbergast me!
Flub: (flub) noun/adj. You know. flub. fat. The jiggly stuff on almost everyone but Krysta. Also a name for Augustin. Adjectival form: flubby.
Fluminibus: (floo-min-ee-boos) latin noun (in the dative case) Daves favouritest latin word. Basically translates to the river or for the river.
Flumonic: (floo-mon-ick) adj. Like ironic, but not. kudos to Mike for putting up with my nonsensicalness and pretending to understand!!
Fluting: (floo-ting) verb. To play the flute.
Flutterbys: (flutt-er-bi-s) noun. Butterflies. kudos to Chris for letting me leech her vocab!
Foppery: (faw-pur-ee) noun. This is the excellent foppery of the world.~King Lear. You figure it out. kudos again to Shakespeare for being so clever and always making up words!
Fred: (fred) noun. My old nose. Not my original nose. The nose I stole off Old-People, so that I would have a new nose (cuz mine was annoying me). But then I decided to get another new nose (Tina) so now I don't need Fred anyway. kudos to Old-People for letting me steal his nose for my use!
Frog in a Blender dancing: (frog in a blen-dur dans-ing) noun. Um, special dancing! kudos to Old-People (and my bro-in-law!) for showing the world how to do it right and always giving us a reason to giggle!
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George: (Jor-ge) noun. Star #1; also Lachlans shoulders. kudos to Barry for suggesting a more appropriate (but less fun) name for a star
Gerfot: (grrr-fought) verb. Forgot.
Ginormous: (ji-nor-mus) adj. Gigantically huge. Ginormous! kudos to Dave for letting me borrow his vocabulary!
Giggle: (gig-uhl) verb/noun. A reaction to tickling, poking, squeaky, squeaky, a conversation with Jeanine, jello, and spending anytime with us! kudos to all who make me giggle and grace us with their own giggle!
Girly: (grr-lee) noun. A name for a darling female chum. Also Girly Girl.
Gork: (gork) noun (insulting noun). A quick insult used very infrequently. Very low on the insult-o-meter, it means a geeky dork, and is therefore used to harmlessly insult a dork. kudos to my nephew for being so adorable and following in his aunts footsteps in creating his own vocab!
Gracom: (gra-com) noun. My Girly's (Karen) original people. kudos to me for a great name!
Gutter: (gut-er) noun. A dirty place where many teenagers spend much time! Some of us actually have permanent homes there. kudos to Lisa for being my neighbour and showing me the sights! (if you had dirty thoughts there, you are definitely in the gutter!)
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Henry: (hen-ree) noun. Star #2. kudos to Barry for suggesting a more appropriate (but less fun) name for a star!
Hot Stuff: (hot stuf) noun. Karen. kudos to Karen for being such hot stuff!
HP: (ach-pee) noun. (insulting noun) Another good Shakespearean insult from King Lear (see also DB). Not as commonly used as DB, mostly used for one particular person, because DB was already taken! kudos to HP for being such an incredible DAB that a new insult needed to be found. kudos to Shakespeare for giving us such variety in insults (to make it easy to find an appropriate one for each deserving person) and for the absolute brilliance of each one!
Human Pillow: (hyoo-mun pill-oh) noun. A person or people, particularly a boy, used as a pillow! Duh! kudos to all my fave pillows--you know who you are!
Human Tree: (hyoo-mun tree) noun. Human pillows branching out treelike. you know. (law 19?) The best human trees are found on lawns. The best lawns are found in front of my houses!
Humminawhatnow: (hum-in-a-wuht-now meant to be said as quickly as possible) interrogative expression. Can basically be translated: huh? Often shortened to humminawhat.
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Inspiration: (in-spur-a-shyon) noun. What skittles are used for, or an excuse to be given skittles or for eating skittles during class. kudos to Karen for always sharing her inspiration with Chris and I, especially during WC.
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Jellolicious: (jell-0-li-sh-us) adj. The perfect complimentary descriptive word for yummy yummy jello! kudos to all who fuel my jellodiction.
Jellybean: (jell-ee-been) noun. Julia, my Jellybean. The progression was logical, I swear. Just smile and nod. kudos to Jellybean for being the best jellybean a girl could have!
JERK: (jurk) noun. (complimentary noun). Daves a JERK. I'm a PIG. Its what we say to compliment each other. Yay us! kudos to Dave for being such a Jerk and for being sweet enough to call me a Pig.
Jigglyflub: (jig-uhl-lee-flub) noun/expression. Flub that is jiggly. (duh?) And when you jiggle it you say jigglyflub! Its fun!!
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Kempt: (kempt) adj. The opposite of unkempt
Kerfuffled: (cur-fuf-uhld) adj. Confused beyond confusion and perplexed beyond perplexion. kudos to Jeanine for showing us kefuffled beyond kefuffled and all those who add to my permanent state of kerfufflage.
Kleenex: (klee-nex) noun. A great conversation starter, and highly dorky mission. Commonly used in the phrase Do ya want a kleenex? kudos to my sis for her keen expertise in the field of dorkiness and conversation openers.
Kova: (ko-vuh) noun. One of my favourite Hebrew words, meaning hat. Should not be said without making a little roof-hat over your head with your hands. kudos to Carl for improving my Hebrew vocab by teaching me all kinds of great Hebrew words and for having patience when I regularly forgot them!
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Lame-o: (laym-oh) noun. (insulting noun). Evidently, someone who behaves in a lame manner. kudos to Natalia for always being there to tell me when I am being a lame-o and for not letting me whine and sulk when she does call me a lame-o.
Like: (lik) Commonly used, non-purposeful word thrown into sentences at seemingly random times by teenagers for the apparent soul purpose of annoying adults. Used only in speech. examples: She went to the, like, store to buy, like, an ice cream cone, but, like, the guy at the counter told her that, like, they weren't for sale! or and she was like Bus is so better than Ash, and he was like NO WAY! Ash is like SO better than Bus. And I was all you guys Bus and Ash BOTH, like, totally rock! kudos to my Mother for always being there to nag me about my use of this word.
Limbo: (lym-boh) noun. The time period commonly thought of as Friday until 3 p.m. Remember the song: It's the day after Thursday, the day before Friday, it's Limbo! kudos to all who support Limbo by using it in their own lives and also to all those who support it simply by not yelling at me when I refer to it!
LIMBO!: (lym-boh) exclamation. Is to be shouted (and performed) every time you must walk (limbo) under tree brances that bar your path. kudos to Karen for being such a great limboer!
Look: (look) noun. A wrist device used for telling time. Commonly (mistakenly) referred to as a watch. kudos to Tim for understanding and supporting the use of Melissa-logic to correct the errors of the world!
Love you! : (luhv u) exclamation. Expression used after an insult, diss or personal injury of some kind, that makes everything all better. Example: Tims a jerk! Love you!. see? it's all good.
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