This is Everybody's Laws...everyone must learn and follow them!
Please note that Everbody (Melissa) has the right to change any of these laws at anytime. She also has the right to add or delete laws. Please check back regularly to be informed of all changes. Thank you!


Law 1 - I am Everybody. I AM EVERYBODY!!
Law 2 - There is nobody else. I am Everybody.
Law 3 - The entire world revolves around Everybody.
Law 4 - Everyone else is envious of Everybody. And if they're not, they damn well should be!
Law 5 - The first thing you should think of when you wake up in the morning, and the last thing to think of before you go to sleep is: What does Everybody want? What can I do for Everybody today?
Law 6 - What Everybody wants, Everybody will get. That's your job.
Law 7 - Everybody is always right.
Law 8 - Don't argue with Everybody.
Law 9 - Don't touch Everybody.
Law 10 - There is only one Everybody. I am Everybody.
Law 11 - Everybody is never tired.
Law 12 - Everybody isn't afraid of anything.
Law 13 - Everybody knows everything.
Law 14 - Everybody is cute and loveable.
Law 15 - Everybody may implement any law at any time.
Law 16 - What Everybody says, goes. No questions asked.
Law 17 - All of Everybody's laws must be obeyed. No exceptions.
Law 18 - Karen knows things...if you want to talk stupid, talk to Tim!
Law 19 - Lisalisa understands. Ask her.
Law 20 - Don't bother Everybody.
Law 21 - Don't call Everybody a liar.
Law 22 - Don't insult/mock Everybody.
Law 23 - Calculus should die!
Law 24 - Everybody is Special and everyone knows it!
Law 25 - Everybody has cool hair!